quinnfuckbray: one day i’m going to have the talk with my children not the one about the birds and the bees, though the one about fandoms and otps
why are you a lesbian
powerlesbian: Well, I was out in the woods one day and one of the flannel-wearing bastards bit me. Now I have to convert straight girls on the full moon.
cosmo tip #293
expertcosmotips: have you ever fuckign seen a penis ew
ntenas: all i want in life is a spontaneous musical number
cas-i-said-legs: roliepolieoliescolon: so when did the olympics start i just got home from work They started around 776 BC in Greece.
fuckeli: plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies.
Beijing Vs London
Beijing: We must be classy and perfect and mature.
London: WE WANT A FUCKING HUNDRED FOOT TALL VOLDEMORT, THANKS!
katara: an army of magical baby sitters defeated voldemort in 30 seconds and it took harry potter 7 books
paulyoptosaurus: its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama
why cant plane tickets be like 10 dollars
ccolfer: if you haven’t sat and blogged in your towel for over an hour, then you haven’t properly blogged
morrisoutswagsyou: Arrested Development Community Lost GLEE